Struans understanding of the world

ROCKS! As we drove to football class this morning we got stopped by a lollipop lady. The conversation went like this:

Struan "Who's that mummy?"
Mummy "Its a lollipop lady she helps the children cross the road."
Struan "Whats she got mummy?"
Mummy "Its a lollipop stick. She uses it to help her tell the traffic to stop."
Struan "Her hands must be very sticky"

Oh how I laughed!